"I'm only getting the 220 option, am I doing something weirdie with a beardie?"
"I would like three one tacos, please"
"Yeah some of those garlic cloves can be very a lot." "What?" "They vary a lot"
"I accidentally spilled a bottle of vodka in my face hole, so...if I seem to be not quite with it, I'm not."
"Are you ladies gay-friendly?"
"HISSSSSSSSSS"
"And they were like, 'We should have a girls spa day and do botox!'"
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